Look, just leave my Deer out of it.....

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Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 9 months ago

All in all, I'd say appalling would sum it up best.

If there was an Official Cock Fan Club, I'd join - no, I'd be the Chairman - at least. There is never enough opportunity to suck on the mighty pole and be inventive in ways to be cheerful.

So let's have some suggestions..........

Bit of additional - no. I don't want to kiss you. kissing is for gurlz and odd europeans. You probably haven't shaved anyway, and it all goes against my strict religious views praise d Lord etc etc. Remember, God gave Rock n Roll to you....

You could be considered for the 'Fuck Off' Award if -

You can't be arsed to write a profile

Your sole conversation opener is 'hey' or 'hi'

You clearly have no real idea about anything whatsoever

or any combination thereof. Don't say 'Skype' in any context, unless it's 'fuck skype' or 'microsoft bastard skype bollocks'. And your opinion was neither sought nor will find any favour. Rant rant rant.

Institutions using any Images or Personal Information contained herein must be full of sad cunts and might be liable to Illegal Action such as decapitation by some dodgy people I may or may not know.

It's not that I don't suffer fools gladly....I don't suffer fools at all


61 years old, Bisexual

6'0"  183cm
Regular drinker
No tattoos
No piercings
Size: Average
Role: Versatile
Caucasian (white)

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Couples (MM) Men TV/TS
Aged from 35 to 99
Will meet smokers


Cannot accommodate
Can travel


1 on 1, Bareback, Group sex, Naturism, Older guys, Oral, Voyeurism, Webcam

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