Not Just Another Bloke with a Witty Bio (But I’ve Got That Too)

Man in Winchester, South East, UK

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Not Just Another Bloke with a Witty Bio (But I’ve Got That Too)

Here to explore, connect, and enjoy whatever this wild little site has to offer — not everything has to be about sex, but let’s not pretend we’re all here for Monopoly (though I have won a beauty contest in that). Life can get lonely, and I’m open to new people, new experiences, and a bit of genuine connection along the way.

That said, I know what I like — and I really know how to make sure others do too.

Switch by nature, dominant-leaning by desire, always playful and tuned in to the energy of the moment. Whether it’s a slow burn or something more primal, I’m a big believer in mutual enjoyment and exploration.

If I wink, I’m interested — if you wink back, I’ll message. Might not be instant, but I’ll always reply.

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Quickfire CV:

6ft tall — perfect big spoon

Great with ropes, better with boundaries

CineWorld addict, occasional gym rat (just starting)

Great cook, average comedian

Dog dad x1 (or maybe I’m their pet?)

Excellent whistler, top-tier cuddler

English, charmingly awkward

Known spider assassin

“Best Hair at Work” — unofficial title

Real human, no ego, just vibes

Equal parts sweet and filthy — your mum might like me, your partner probably will too

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Tick off list for kinks I've want to try.

Dominance & submission (been both D and S)

Master / S##ve dynamics

24/7 control or lifestyle power exchange

Chastity

Rope bondage (shibari/kinbaku)

Cuffs, chains, or leather restraints

Bondage furniture (stocks, cages, crosses)

Hogties and strict immobilization

Spanking

Flogging

Paddling

Caning

Whipping

Slapping (face/body)

Sensation & Play with Pain

Wax play

Ice play

Scratching, biting, clawing

Nipple torture

Humiliation (verbal or physical, consensual)

Pet play (puppy, kitten, pony roleplay)

Medical play (doctor, nurse, patient)

Interrogation scenes

Kidnap/abduction fantasy

Objectification (treated like furniture, property, doll)

Gender play (cross-dressing, feminization/masculinization)

Foot fetish

Leather fetish

Latex/rubber fetish

Uniforms (military, police, nurse, etc.)

Hair pulling, hair fetish

Stockings, lingerie, specific clothing items

Being watched (in private or safe spaces)

Watching others (consensual voyeurism)

Filming or photographing play

Erotic dancing/striptease roleplay

Public play (discreet — e.g., hidden toys

Knife play

Breath play

Honorifics (e.g., “Sir,” “Mistress”)

Kneeling/posing rituals

Denial of orgasms (edging, ruin, no-release rules)

Forced orgasms (controlled overstimulation)

Blindfolds (sensory deprivation)

Earplugs or hoods (sound deprivation)

Gags (ball gag, bit gag, ring gag)

Collars & leashes

Hand fetish (worship, restraint, glove play)

Body worship (hands, legs, torso, backside)

Face-sitting (smother play)

Trampling (walking/standing on a partner)

Cuckolding (watching a partner with others)

Hotwife / stag-vixen play

Watersports (urine play)

Spit play (spitting, saliva sharing)

Cum play (consensual coating,

Teacher/student roleplay

Boss/employee roleplay

Royalty/servant roleplay

Nun/priest/clerical roleplay

Prisoner/guard scenarios

Threesomes or moresomes

Gangbang fantasy

Voyeuristic group play

Forced bi/bisexual play (roleplay, with consent)

Hierarchical group dynamics (alpha/beta roles)

Initiation or hazing roleplay

Temporary marking (makeup, paint, marker)

Branding (serious edge play, permanent)

Collar ceremony (symbol of ownership)

Wearing a partner’s underwear/clothing

Enemas or medical insertions

(anal or vaginal, with care)

Stretching play (rings, plugs, extreme toys)

Piercing play (temporary needles/rings)

Sounding (urethral

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Kink Credentials (bdsmtest.org):

?? 100% Switch | 100% Voyeur & Exhibitionist | 96% Primal Hunter | 93% Dominant

?? Into control, playfulness, sensation, and mutual discovery.

?? Ropes, roles, roughness — always wrapped in communication and consent.

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What I'm Looking For:

Couples who are real, respectful, and up for fun — mentally, emotionally, and physically. I love the dynamic energy couples bring, whether you’re just dipping a toe or well into the lifestyle. Straight play, bi-curious curiosity, full switch-friendly kink fun — let’s chat and see where it goes. More orally bi then penetrative but you never know

Not looking to sleep with the whole site, just the right connections. If I’m not your cuppa, that’s fine — no hard feelings, no drama.

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What Others Say (Totally Real Reviews):

?????????? “A perfect gentleman.” – Anonymous Fabswingers woman

?????????? “Made 50 Shades look like the Teletubbies.” – Anonymous couple

?? “Stop asking me for a review you weirdo.” – Anonymous woman

?????????? “So sweet.” – Someone’s mum

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Let’s keep it light, honest, and exciting.

Message me if you’re curious — or wink if you’re shy. I’ll take it from there.

FunandExploring

36 years old, Bi-curious

6'2" 188cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings
Size: Average
Role: Versatile
Caucasian (white)

Looking For

Couples (MM) Men TV/TS
Aged from 18 to 99
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

1 on 1, Anal, Bareback, Bears, Bikers, Boots, Cruising, Cubs, Fur, Group sex, Kissing, Leather, Muscle, Naturism, Older guys, Oral, Piercings, Rimming, Rubber, S&M, Safe sex, Shaved, Skinheads, Tattoos, Uniform, Voyeurism, Webcam, Wanking