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Man in Glassford, Scotland, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 1 day ago

Normal(ish) guy lol, with a decent sized cock, looking for some nsa fun with like minded people. Nothing too heavy and I don't kiss! Age not important and I look a few years younger than my own actual age apparently?!. I’m 85-90% top.

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I can only ever meet during the day Mon - Fri and never at short notice. I’m not interested in playing verbal ping pong, if I ask a question twice and it’s still not answered - ta ta.

I’m sorry if this is going to sound like I’m going on but I figure the more info I give the more it might save both our times! Ok, here goes - it's the 21st century, there’s no excuse for anyone not having a public photo on their profile, you can crop out or photoshop away any identifiable features you know!! - if you don't, then thank you but DON'T CONTACT ME, winks and messages from people without pics are immediately deleted. Secondly I can’t accom so if you can’t either ffs what’s your point of winking or messaging me, just don’t! I don’t do outdoor or car meets and I DON’T meet smokers. If you decide to drop me a line, please say something useful, a one or two word message saying "hi", “how’s it going?” or “want to meet?" will not get a response. Finally (sorry about all this) I’m a stickler for cleanliness, make 100% sure you’re showered and I’m really not keen on pubic hair, either on genitals or face, I tolerate a little stubble but if your a hairy bear/gorilla, have a big beard, keep an unruly bush in your pants or your foreskin doesn’t pull all the way back then no thank you!! Not into kissing, that’s for my female partner, Not into being called sir, daddy or any role play like that and if you ask me nonsense like “what are you going to do to me if we meet” the answer is simple, we’re not meeting! I hate feet and just don’t get the whole footy gear thing so if any of those are your thing I wish you the very best but I'm not your guy.

Many thanks folks.

53 years old, Bisexual

6'0" 183cm
Chubby
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings
Size: Pretty Big
Role: Versatile
Caucasian (white)

Looking For

Couples (MM) Men TV/TS
Aged from 22 to 75
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

1 on 1, Anal, Group sex, Naturism, Older guys, Oral, Piercings, Rimming, Safe sex, Shaved, Tattoos, Voyeurism, Webcam, Wanking

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*appypinapple (56), Man on 3 September 2025 by Meeting in person:
As I’m new to the scene I was nervous at first but this lovely guy put me at ease from the moment we met. With his help I soon got into the swing of things and we both enjoyed a mutual climax with the promise to play again. Don’t miss this genuine guy with a lovely cock. J

*L bi bottom (68), Man on 18 June 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely guy today. Meet was easy to arrange and good fun was had by both of us. Handsome man and very easy to chat with. Welcome back anytime.

*C02 (38), Man on 6 July 2023 by Meeting in person:
Finally managed to meet up again after chatting for a while! This is one sexy/hot guy and he is fantastic at sucking cock. He’s very kinky too! If you get the chance to meet then definitely do it. You won’t regret it. I’m already looking forward until the next one!

*essica ham (68), Man on 11 July 2022 by Meeting in person:
Well what can I say wow a truly nice guy easily arranged came on time oh and that cock gave him oral then jumped on top of him and my one of the good guys ended up with a yummy load in my mouth can’t wait till we meet again xx

*ralforuncut (50), Man on 22 May 2018 by Meeting in person:
I'm still on cloud nine after our meet. Was like meeting a friend from years ago. Such a friendly and nice person who is so well to get on with. And such a beautiful cock and I loved sucking it and an amazing facial. Can't recommend him enough. Fantastic meet! Thank you.

*eryhornybottom (54), Man on 19 April 2018 by Meeting in person:
Really nice guy turned up as arranged got Naked I took his big thick cock in my mouth Sucked and licked his cock and balls turned Me over slid it in my ass gave me nice fuck Cock back in my mouth he shot a big tasty load Down my throat thanks again

*enbenlad (64), Man on 27 April 2017 by Meeting in person:
Wow weeee what a hot guy total true honest genuine fit bloke and boy he is awesome in bed gave me one of the best ever fuckin I ever had Left with more than a smile on my face.hope meet up real soon buddy.