South yorks guy

Man in Doncaster, East Midlands, UK

... "First time muppets are out in force again". Saturday

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 23 hours ago

Think im gonna put a list of the muppetts on my profile.

Fit older guy looking for NSA safe ultra discreet fun.Strictly no BB,or drugs of any description,and no first time,time wasting muppetts, who can't travel or accomm WTF,s that all about!. Pictures of gaping assholes,an hairy bollocks do nothing for me. Not into cyber sex, if you ain't got the bollocks to meet get off the site.!

Bi guy with long term gf, so discretion is paramount, looking for a bit of fun now and again, with shaved folks who have agsoh, no salad, or soap Dodgers, fit slim athletic only

i.e. No porkers.Seems like some folks are gettin confused by what athletic means when they describe themselves, i will give ya a clue, it means u could do the 100 mts in about 13seconds not 13 minutes!!!.Must have high personal

hygiene standards,be Shaved,washed and smell nice.And if you accom make sure its not a pig sty.,Versatile,i play top or bottom, or just oral meets, not into rimming, enjoy kissing an sensual unrushed meets,accom or travel. Must be willing to exchange moby num and face pic, dont do blind dates, I.e, don't wanna meet anyone who has had thier hair set on fire an put out with a feeekin spade.!

Muppet profiles an first time idiots profiles, will be forewarded to site admin!!!

Muppet list.

Karl86s . Asks if ur a first timer, when uve got verifications.

57 years old, Bisexual

5'10" 178cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings
Size: Average
Role: Versatile
Caucasian (white)

Looking For

Men
Aged from 35 to 65
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

1 on 1, Anal, Kissing, Oral, Safe sex

Verified Genuine Profile

*hunkbi44 (40), Man on 26 July 2026 by Meeting in person:
I met up with him at his place, he is exactly who and what he says he is on his profile. He is one of those rare, genuine people who can be hard to come across on sites like this. Take the time to read his profile, and you’ll have a clear understanding of exactly what you’re getting. Horny meet and sound bloke too.

*itguy4321 (60), Man on 2 May 2026 by Meeting in person:
Fit, sociable, handsome and a great tool which he knows what to do with.Great meet

*ilson33 (60), Man on 10 September 2025 by Meeting in person:
This guy knows how to have fun. Muscular body with a super cock. Hospitable and assertive without being pushy. I had terrific fun and it was a really pleasant meet. Nice cup of tea and a chat after. Thanks mate x

*rdguy (51), Man on 23 August 2025 by Meeting in person:
Very lovely guy. Enjoyed a relaxed first meet with no pressure, which will hopefully lead to other things. What a gent.

*iew2a (52), Man on 27 June 2025 by Meeting in person:
Great meet with this horny guy. Polite, easy conversation and you can tell he looks after himself. Highly recommend if you get the opportunity.

Friends

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