Rim, Suck, Body/ Muscle Worship; Role Play; Fun in the Dark; Blindfold

Man in Burnley, North West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 9 months ago

"Shall I call a Paramedic? as I can sense the shock as you have opened a GENUINE PROFILE, yes genuine, so rare these days"!!! PLEASE NOTE: DUE TO THE INFLUX OF GUYS MESSIN AND NOT BEING HONEST ABOUT THEMSELVES E.G, AGE AND APPEARANCE: WE ARE NOT MEETING ANYONE WITH A NEW PROFILE WITH NO RECENT VERIFICATIONS OR PICS".

"I empathise with those gym fit guys, it must be so frustrating thinking no matter how much time you spend working out, you'll never have a physique like mine"!!!

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"CARRY ON FABING"!!!

Some questions and messages are hilarious!

"I'm up for anything" Response = 'Ok, I'll tie you up and whip you till you bleed, you said anything'!!!!

"Are you fit"? Response= Well I must be very fit - I fuck, get fucked, suck, rim, lick &

massage for hours!!! 'Fit as fuck me'!!!

'Can I wear pink knickers to the meet'? Response= 'Only if I can remove them immediately, burn them and then suck you dry - I'm gay!

"Are you into toys"? Response= 'Not since childhood but I wished I'd kept my Starwars collection, it would be worth a fortune now'!

"How big are you"? Response= 'About 10st 10 and 5ft 4, Is that big enough for ya?

"I'm quite new to all this and want to try sucking my first cock and taking it in my virgin ass" Response= 'Hmm, I see your gold member, been on ere over 2 years, have 12 friends, and Im pretty sure you have at least 2 other profiles on ere,''If thats virgin I'm straight, glad I studied psychology'!!

"What's a darkroom"? Response= Pmsl, 'A room that's dark'!!!

"How do you see what you're doing in the darkroom"? Pmsl 'You feel around instead'!

"What happens in a darkroom"? Response= Pmsl, 'Do you have an imagination'?

"I'm new on ere" Response= 'I must have dreamt that pic before'!!!

"Here's my pic, please keep it discreet as I'm married" Response= 'No it's not, its one of my favourite porn stars'....Oooops!!!!

"Are you disease free"? Response= 'As far as I know, but bit difficult to test myself right now' Ermmmm!!! 'Are you disease free'?????

"I can be at yours in 10 mins" Response= 'No you carnt, GPS shows you are 40 miles plus away, nice try time waster' Bye!

"Love your profile" Response= Erm, strange - according to who's viewed me - you havn't! Bye timewaster!

"I wont meet Asian's" Response= "There's no racism in a darkroom"!!!!!

"If I come round tell me what you will do to me". Response: "Look, you've just created this profile so you can fantasise and wank" Unless u looking to meet try asking for phone sex or watch porn" Bye!

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Love Rimming; Sucking; sometimes Anal; Massage; Role Play; Blindfolds; Fun in The Dark; Body/ Muscle Worship.

"Gyms were invented so men could develop bodies for me to enjoy and for no other reason"!!!

Often have 3somes with my boyfriend and love giving 4-handed massage; 1 guy can be working on your muscles with warm oils whilst the other guy slowly rims your butt then after a while turn over and receive slow oral until completion whilst being massaged.

Also love role play; have done many kinky situations including; doctor/ patient; burglar; landlord collecting rent; straight guy asleep; sports coach and more.

For the experienced cock sucker; I do love my dick being sucked but only like slow edging/ teasing and can often multiple cum. Also love sharing a nice cock with my partner and guys often watch porn on our PC whilst we share your cock real nice.

Love body/ muscle worship; love a guy to be naked whilst I feel; lick & kiss him all over from feet to neck whilst he flexes his muscles and prompts me to work on certain areas.

You don't have to be a male model or have a 'perfect bod' although because we like darkroom & blindfolds does not mean we accept Jabba the Hutt through the door!!! fit bods; Asian/ black/ interracial is a bonus.

Don't bother messaging me if you looking for TV/ TS or anything to do with men wearing women's clothes - its an instant turn off for me! I like men to be men and feel its a total waste when fit alpha males suddenly turn sub or surprise you with pink knickers when they pull their pants down! Please stay butch not bitch!

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Geekwithatreat

51 years old, Gay

5'5" 165cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings
Size: Pretty Big
Role: Bottom
Caucasian (white)