Smart Secretary/Estate Agent/ Barbie slut

TV/TS in Taunton, South West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 10 hours ago

Ok let's,start with the Bitchy bit...l've been here a very short while and already realised, very few face pics, very little information and lots of 'Cock-Shots'.

Simple rules now,

No face, no reply,

No information/ profile, no reply,

Minimal effort to converse, no reply.

Bareback....NO.

IF YOU ARE HAIRY, DO NOT BOTHER MESSAGING ME....I WILL IGNORE YOU.....There, if that doesn't do it, l properly don't know what will.

Going to have to start blocking those that either can't read or don't care and think it's 'worth a punt'.

Gosh l'm a Bitch...

Also...big guys..NO

Hairy guys...NO

TV/CD that seem to think putting on a pair of your wife's panties qualifies you.. NO

FFS...It takes a lot of time, effort and yes, cash, to get here.

It also takes time, about 2 hours, and l don't sit here ready and waiting for "Free tonight?" invitations, sorry but l can only easily get out when 'unsupervised'....lt happens when it happens!

99% of my photos show me...the real, unfiltered, what-you-see-is-what-you-get, me.

For those that are complimentary, THANKYOU!..But l can't change these rules now,and given recent experience, l won't!

P.S.if you want a 'Hotel meet' then l don't expect to pay for it! Lol.

Now the good bit...

Smart tart, pencil skirted blonde. Always full make-up, nails, highest of heels.

Top or bottom.

Totally smooth.

Not into hairy guys!

Preferably smooth but certainly minimal hair, you know where!

I can travel locally, unless I have more time, then an hour or so is ok.....

One line messages, like 'Hi' or 'How are you?' won't work....sorry!

Nor will profiles that just show your cock...if that's all l want, l can look at my own....

What do l like? Well l like Tgirls, and smart men who make an effort, dressed nicely (not teeshirt and jeans!) Smell nice, scrupulously clean and treat a girl properly..

That said, being instructed what to do can be fun....

I make a huge effort to be the best l can be, it's not too much to expect similar is it?

Tgirls, l love them...but convincing, not a trucker in a dress with 2 days stubble.

I'm not looking for a relationship at all...we are only here for a short time and fun is important!

lf l don't respond, it's just a polite 'No thankyou' from me...nothing personal so please don't take any offence....we aren't all compatible obviously, and l can't respond to everyone, but l will try!

Thankyou if you have viewed my profile, and l hope you like my photos...more on Flickr, IG and FB Kisses, Yollie XXXX

Yollie

57 years old, Bi-curious

6'1" 185cm
Athletic
Smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings
Size: Small
Role: Versatile
Caucasian (white)

Looking For

Men TV/TS
Aged from 30 to 60
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

1 on 1, Anal, Boots, Group sex, Leather, Oral, Rimming, Rubber, Safe sex, Shaved, Uniform, Wanking

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*lisonwhore (58), TV/TS on 25 April 2025 by Meeting in person:
A most enjoyable oral connection with Yolanda at Touch recently us both contributing to a group sex session along with Christy and Daryl entertaining onlookers. Yolanda is fabulous,extremely attractive and very sexy,l loved every moment sucking her gorgeous cock and do hope we can explore each other furthermore in future,until the next time darling,sexy kisses,sucks and fucks,Alison xxx

*hrissyCd (67), TV/TS on 9 September 2024 by Meeting in person:
I met this gorgeous girl at Swindon Swingers Tgirl event last week, absolutely great fun in group play in the cinema and lovely to chat to in the lounge

*1GITALray (53), Man on 6 September 2024 by Meeting in person:
I had the pleasure of meeting Yolanda last night at Vault72. Wow, what can I say, she looked amazing. She absolutely nailed the sexy secretary, smart businesswoman look and has legs to die for. We had a nice chat and then a little play downstairs. I'm definitely looking forward to seeing her again.

*lisonwhore (58), TV/TS on 5 September 2024 by Meeting in person:
An absolute joy to chat and play with Yolanda at Touch recently. Such a classy,tall,slim and attractive girl l loved her company. Enjoy your BNO/Torture Garden visits this weekend darling,sexy kisses,sucks and fucks,love Alison xxx