Such is life

Man in Guildford, South East, UK

... "Xx". yesterday

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 1 hour ago

I have recently trimmed my crotch, balls and pits now, so no longer a jungle, but not updated photos as yet.

PLEASE BE ABLE TO ACCOMODATE

If you send an initial message please try to make it more than just a few words, if time, i don't want your life history but please just tell me a little about yourself, after having first read my profile. Thanks x

You need to be able to safely and discreetly accom. If partnered or married am unlikely to meet unless they are aware you might be entertaining or are away.

Looking for someone who enjoys one on one intimacy from a mature tactile man who can relax a willing bottom or eagerly take a horny top who knows how to slowly and intimately use and seduce a mature man over and over. I will meet tops, bottoms and versatile. Gay or bi, single or with a partner or friend of either sex, whatever age.

I enjoy kissing, rimming (only clean guys need apply!) and oral and anal, not averse to watersports or intimate douche play if the shower is to hand(!) but am not into pain or

It is who you are that matters to me, the chemistry, your manner and only then, your body.

I DO NOT DO RANDOM QUICKIES NOR INSTANT MEETS without notice or chatting on here to get to know first. I do not meet guys into any drugs, however casual or infrequent.

I am looking for like minded unhurried sensual intimacy and exploration

PLEASE BE ABLE TO DISCREETLY AND SAFELY ACCOMMODATE AT YOURS, AS I AM UNABLE TO, OTHERWISE UNLIKELY TO MEET

Do not bother contacting me with one liner intros or subsequent brief shallow replies, they are are a huge turn-off. Please say a few words of more than half a sentence, if this is not your thing, do not contact me.

I am a partnered, not out, bi, professional man. I am looking for unhurried discreet fun, with discreet guys.

All ages have their attraction, irrespective of shoe size.

PET HATES:

1 guys that don't reply, it's just plain rude.

2 guys who can only string 3 words together

3 guys who live 10,000 miles away and could I just send them the flight money.

4 guys having no initial or eventual photos available. No photos means no conversation. No face pic means no meet.

5 guys with very old or unclear hazy photos

6 guys pictured in grubby looking clothes, or with a grubby looking cock, ass, nails or bedsheets, or backgrounds of a dirty or messy room

7 guys who do not reply until 3 weeks later

8 guys who have not read my profile.

I do not meet in the woods, on beaches, behind rocks or bushes,in caves or in cupboards, nor in car parks, public toilets, cars or vans, shopping trollies, nor up trees, lampposts or flagpoles, or behind sheds or in a field.

I do not meets guys into drugs.

I like to initially chat here, so that we get to know, eventually WhatsApp and arrange to meet safely, at yours, maybe sit and chat over a drink or cuppa, before we move to the sex we are, after all, on here for, if we click.

I am not looking for a relationship but equally not into one offs or random quickies, I do need to click and have a mental as well as a physical connection.

Message me or send a wink if interested, I will always reply.

I have no defined type so please do not be shy to contact me!

If you managed to get this far, well done! You deserve a medal!

LEGAL NOTICE (Ha! Really?)!!

Well, to whom it may concern, you are hereby notified that you are strictly prohibited from disclosing, copying, distributing (electronically, or by smoke signals or semaphore), or by taking any other action (including making jelly) with regard to this profile and its content, including, but not limited to, my photos, (especially the one of my left buttock).

The foregoing prohibitions, unenforceable as they are, also apply to your employer, all relatives living or dead, and all pets (including, but not restricted to, goldfish, hamsters and budgies).

The content of this profile is private, or was until you just read it, so the violation of my personal privacy (or my naughty parts) is most likely not punishable by law, but might mean you get a jolly good telling off but, more enjoyably, the possibility of unhurried sex if we are both in the mood.

It is recommended that you and other members post a similar notice to this (with subtitles) and if you do not post such a statement then you are indirectly allowing public use of items contained here such as those blurred grainy dark photos.

No permission is granted or implied to any entity, person or persons, nor for that matter to any lemmings, lobsters, kangaroos, butterflies or indeed squirells, to use, copy, reproduce or refer to any part of this profile, for any use whatsoever, including for the purposes of research of any kind, be it sex psychology, cooking, cricket, the study of icebergs or of cloud formations, either now, or in the future or in the past, in this life or the next.

The use of any of my material (including the cotton in my pants) will constitute a privacy violation and or IP infringement, and will be met with legal action (or inaction).

To: Sydney University, Hogwarts, and St Trinians, and all those other institutions clearly not using this or any associated site for assisting its projects, you do not have permission from myself or my ego to use any part of this profile content in any form, now or in the future, in this world or the next, but if you do, please enjoy!

Wombler

66 years old, Bisexual

6'0" 183cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings
Size: Average
Role: Versatile
Caucasian (white)

Looking For

Couples (MM) Men TV/TS
Aged from 18 to 80
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

1 on 1, Anal, Army, Bears, Cubs, Feet, Group sex, Kissing, Leather, Muscle, Naturism, Older guys, Oral, Rimming, S&M, Safe sex, Shaved, Tattoos, Uniform, Wanking

Verified Genuine Profile

*artspan6 (64), Man on 17 June 2019 by Meeting in person:
Met Wombler at another friends house , where they Both took it in turns to fuck me whilst I was blindfolded and restrained ….they were both great , and looking forward to a repeat performance ! !

*raig 51 (60), Man on 5 February 2019 by Meeting in person:
I met Wombler last night for another session & Boy it was one hell of a session, I ended up getting fucked twice then shooting my load all over his stomach & chest. I know from our past encounters that he can also take a good fucking too. Don’t pass this man by if he contacts you, See you again soon handsome xxx Craig

*ohnnyanger (33), Man on 12 October 2018 by Meeting in person:
Got to meet thing lovely guy earlier this week. Truly fantastic in bed and one not to be missed if you get the chance!

*etnbk (70), Man on 23 August 2018 by Meeting in person:
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*raig 51 (60), Man on 29 July 2018 by Meeting in person:
I’ve met with Wombler a lot over the last 4 years & I have to say he is & does give a great fuck, he is a true gentleman & loves to be dominated on occasions but also likes to fuck so come on guys try this Slut, he truly is one of the genuine guys on this site XXX See you again soon my friend XXX