White British cock please

TV/TS in Black Country, West Midlands, UK

... "Ansons Bank closed,,, barrier across,,,(sad face),,,layby at bottom is active. wink ,,, Vanda X". Tuesday

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So IM TRANNY-VAN,,VANDA beware of fakes using similar username , yea 10/10 for creativity (eyeroll) be sure to check out my pics first,,

I DONT SMOKE OR DO DRUGS BUT HAVE NO PROBLEM BEING IN AN ENVIRONMENT WHERE EVERYONE ELSE DOES.

I will happily meet smokers but i do find some heavy smokers or 420 users at my age can suffer from extreme ball bag face (face like a scrotum).

I'M NOT INTERESTED IN ASIAN MEN. CALL ME RACIST ALL YOU LIKE! I REALLY DON'T GIVE A F#CK !

IF I HEAR A GUY CALLING HIMSELF DOMINANT I JUST THINK " PRICK "

IF YOU SPEND MOST OF YOUR TIME IN THE GYM , , FANCY YOURSELF, , MAYBE A LITTLE BIT TOO F#CKING FULL OF YOURSELF,, THEN I'LL PROBABLY JUST THINK YOUR A BIT OF A C#NT.

80% telescopic monkey nutt

70% donkey stacker

85% radioactive pensioner headbutter

65% tortoise tree nailer

45% 42" television skimmer

65% tepid pigeon skiffler

70% motorway bridge fridge thrower

55% orange & lemon tonsil scraper

85% steak & kidney dickie bird whistler

(Above) = MY VERSION OF THAT BDSM SHIT I KEEP READING,

SORRY TO SOUND HARSH & PICKY I JUST KNOW HOW IT ROLLS ON THESE SITES BY NOW. I WILL PROBABLY BE ONE OF THE MOST FRIENDLY POLITE & RELIABLE PEOPLE YOU HAVE COME ACROSS WHEN WE MEET.BUT JUST A FEW THINGS TO GET OUT THE WAY BEFORE WE START .

BEARDS & TIGHT 4SKINS (both stink & harbor bacteria) = NO THANKS

WELL GROOMED WHITE BRITISH GUYS THAT ACCOM EVENINGS= YES PLEASE

121 INTIMATE FUN & FRIENDSHIP WITH TGIRLS ALL RACES= YES PLEASE

FRIEND INVITES WHEN WE HAVEN'T EVEN SPOKE OR YOU HAVE NO PROFILE PICS ? GO ON THEN ,GO & GET THE BIG BLACK PERMANENT MARKER AND I'll LET YOU WRITE "" CUNT "" ACROSS MY FOREHEAD

RICH HIGHLY EDUCATED POMPOUS CLEVERDICKS THAT THINK GOLF COURSE BANTER IS FUNNY,, PASS ME BY!,, RATHER HAVE A REAL MAN, WHITE BRITISH ,SQUADDIE, MMA GUY, BOXER, SCAFFOLDER, BUILDER, MANUAL WORKER THAT HAS GOT FUCK ALL,,,BUZZCUT FLAT NOSE A BONUS,,THUGGISH LOOKS PERFECT MANNERS ,,YUM !

Im strictly bottom "" BUT NOT SUB" " (i like talented friendly guy's) so try to act hard/ bossy grab my face etc,, I WILL PROBABLY END UP CHINING YOU !

BLOKES IN THEIR WIFE'S UNDERWEAR NO WIG OR MAKEUP JUST LOOKS RIDICULOUS WRONG AND SLIGHTLY DISTURBING !!

I LIKE MY MEN TO BE MEN AND MY TV FRIENDS TO BE GIRLS.

Hope you all find what you are looking for.

Good luck to you all.

All my love,,VandaXx

Hi Sydney if you use my pics I'll get my 6'10" African boyfriend to hold you down,violate your ring piece and make you wear nappies the rest of your life,, Or maybee get Skippy the kangaroo to smash your back doors in & fill you with his baby batter.Xx

Vanda

49 years old, Bisexual

5'11" 180cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings
Size: Small
Role: Bottom
Caucasian (white)

Looking For

Men TV/TS
Aged from 25 to 65
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

1 on 1, Army, Naturism, Safe sex, Skinheads

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*icki t girl (47), TV/TS on 18 January 2024 by Meeting in person:
Had a great meet with Vanda, she is lovely genuine honest person and i think we get on great. 2 blackcountry wenches lol x Her oral skills are out of this world, she blew my tiny mind. Loads of fun x

*elly Cox (55), TV/TS on 4 January 2019 by Meeting in person:
Spoke the gorgeous vanda way back when she tried to lure me into her tranny van up some remote country lane so it was to my great pleasure when she arrived at our new years T Girl house party. Absolutely clicked with her right from the off. Spent the whole night in histerics laughing the night away at our incoherent ramblings. I t wasnt all chat though as suxual wise I think we both have very similar tastes and she spent a few hours sleeping next to me in bed only to be woken with her slapping her cock off my smooth arse cheeks. Vanda your an absolute gem honey and look forward to seeing you again soon. xx Kel

*ebeccaraabit (54), TV/TS on 1 January 2019 by Meeting in person:
Finally met this lovely lady at a recent party at our place. Had a great laugh and someone who is definitely on my wavelength. Hope to see you soon, you are most welcome anytime. Xx Rebecca

*indycumsluttv (48), TV/TS on 15 July 2016 by Meeting in person:
Meet this sexy Gal at a private last weekend 12.07.2016 What can i say really genuine friendly dirty minded Tgirl great personality lovely body and she knows how to please see you soon Debs xx Guys if you get the chance to meet Debs don't let it pass you by treat her right and your have fun night Cindy xx