Just Chatting

Man in Lincoln, East Midlands, UK

Joined: 3 months ago
Last on: 3 hours ago

Not really interested in meeting at the moment. Got all my needs more than covered with regulars cheers. Unless you're a sweaty, cigar-smoking, suit-wearing James Gandolfini lookalike. Then let's see. Until then, I am just here to perve at the pics and stare in open mouthed amazement at comments in The Forum.

51 years old, Bi-curious

5'10" 178cm
Chubby
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings
Size: Average
Role: Top
Caucasian (white)

Looking For

Couples (MM) Men
Aged from 50 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

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*lackbootz (55), Man on 9 January 2026 by Meeting in person:
We go back years. [Based on the rough protrusions on the carapace: the Cretaceous.] Suave, charming, yet crudely sinister. And as meaty and toxically greasy as a game pie produced hastily after a foot and mouth cull. Imagine the lovechild of the great, late Geoff Capes and the late, great Dennis Price. In black and white. Landscape. And wide-lens. Culturally somewhere between "Love In A Cold Climate" and one of the baser episodes of "Bottom". A dilettante pig. Don't be fooled by the richness of his voice into thinking he knows his way round a fish-knife. Or a fish wife. Fits in the tiny gap between being mentally challenging and mentally challenged. Adorable.

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