Eight Inches Later

Man in Leicester, East Midlands, UK

... "Free near Watermead at 5pm". Thursday

Joined: 9 months ago
Last on: 52 minutes ago

Bisexual top, super discreet. Into rough, no-strings fun, control, and giving hard pleasure. No drama, just nasty, dominant play. If you’re serious and can handle it, message me. Can't accom

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lance

41 years old, Bisexual

5'11" 180cm
Muscular
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings
Size: Very Big
Role: Versatile
Caucasian (white)

Looking For

Couples (MM) Men TV/TS
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Anal, Bareback, Bears, Bikers, Cruising, Footy gear, Group sex, Kissing, Leather, Muscle, Naturism, Older guys, Oral, Piercings, Rimming, Rubber, S&M, Shaved, Skinheads, Tattoos, Uniform, Voyeurism, Wanking

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*riendlyfun78 (47), Man on 5 May 2025 by Meeting in person:
Nice guy, would defo meet again so thx

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