Looking for a friend with benefits

Man in Somerset, South West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: online now!

Amid this digital realm where hearts flutter and profiles gleam with promises of connection, I find myself a humble seeker, navigating the labyrinth of romantic possibilities with a spirit as buoyant as a feather on a breeze. "Charming chap with a love for laughter and a flair for wit," I proclaim to the virtual cosmos, seeking not just a companion, but a co-conspirator in the grand adventure of existence, someone with whom to craft spontaneous escapades and forge meaningful connections amidst the chaotic dance of life's myriad wonders. Passion courses through my veins like a river in flood, driving me to explore new horizons, savor novel flavors, and engage in the timeless art of conversation, all while basking in the glow of a shared bottle of wine. So, dear reader, if you find yourself drawn to the allure of adventure tinged with sarcasm and seasoned with a dash of sass, swipe right and let us script our own romantic comedy, where each moment is a scene ripe with potential for laughter, love, and the occasional pun. And fear not, for though my stature may be diminutive, my spirit is boundless, ready to burst forth like a tempest, tearing asunder the walls of solitude to reveal the boundless expanse of possibility that awaits when two souls dare to embark upon the journey together. If you can't put a sentence together, then we shall not be compatible as dumb people on this site are just not aware of how frigging dumb they really are!!!

angus

64 years old, Bi-curious

6'0" 183cm
Chubby
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings
Size: Pretty Big
Role: Versatile
Caucasian (white)

Looking For

Aged from 18 to 99
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

1 on 1, Anal, Bareback, Bears, Cruising, Cubs, Group sex, Kissing, Muscle, Naturism, Older guys, Oral, Rimming, Safe sex, Voyeurism, Webcam, Wanking

Looking for a friend with benefits

Man in Somerset, South West, UK

Looking For

Meeting

Interests

Friends