Sane, funny and hung?

Man in Carlisle, North West, UK

... "Looking to meet this evening (6/11). Do any of you want a 'boyfriend'? Well, I'm too old, but maybe a good-humoured companion, who can deep-thro". 2 hours ago

Joined: 5 months ago
Last on: online now!

Are you reasonably sane? Can you shoot your load without wanting to dispose of the evidence of you sin (aka, me)? Do you get paranoid when you thing of hard, veiny cock, because you're worried your wife can smell your filthy thoughts?

Do you have a good sense of humour? If you love Mrs Brown's Boys, Chubby Brown and Jim Davidson, then, as the ladies on Plenty of Fish say: Jog on!

If you have a penis so big I could slap myself with it and end up with mild concussion?

If you have a *massive* penis, and you're insane and don't understand the point of jokes, I can put those qualities aside, and just make friends with your huge cock.

Ben

51 years old, Bisexual

6'3" 191cm
Average
Smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings
Size: Pretty Big
Role: Versatile
Caucasian (white)

Looking For

Couples (MM) Men TV/TS
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Bareback, Bears, Bikers, Cruising, Group sex, Muscle, Naturism, Older guys, Oral, Safe sex, Skinheads, Tattoos, Voyeurism, Wanking