... "If you're turned on by a bald smooth crotch with a small dick, maybe we have something in common. Read my profile before reaching out to me".
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If you're into sniffing your wife's panties or even worse, wearing them, hit the return button on your keyboard and stop reading. I have no interest whatsoever in fishy fanny. I am gay.
Naughtier the better (males only)
I ticked off my bucket list during my 25 trips to Thailand over the last 18 years. I plan to continue to spend two months a year there in March and September each year.
Nothing excites me more than a pair of small white briefs (wet even better) or speedos on a lovely smooth slim body. I'm not turned on by a guy squeezing into a pair o overly tight briefs/panties and running the risk of taking his eye out if the elastic snapped.
Should you message me with "what are you into" and have eff all in your profile, don't be surprised if I fail to respond and block you. Today's example was "what about you"? Another cock womble who doesn't read/understand profiles.
A profile with "fill in later" gets instantaneously blocked. They're the ones who often message me with "what are you into"? Furthermore whilst on the topic, should you communicate monosyllabically I find that frustrating. Would you be able to talk in sentences?
I've only one thing left on my bucket list and its unlikely to ever be achieved. I would need to be mates with Santa Claus or the genie of the lamp!
Let me be honest without wishing to offend anyone. With probably 80% here married and unable to accommodate, there are only a small percentage genuinely looking to be touched/played with. Furthermore, not having a wife means I don't have to worry about someone checking my phone activity. For that reason I don't use Social Media sites such as Teleguard, Telegram or Teams.
The clues are there! If you message me, why not start with "I read your profile ..."
*Please note that the pictures are for illustration purposes only - Im not always bald!
