Carlisle or near looking for fun

Man in Carlisle, North West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 55 minutes ago

Bi attached guy looking for fun near Carlisle. Ideally want other attached/married guys who enjoy a bit of cock fun when the chance arises.

Mainly into wank and suck fun.

Just note: it says ‘cannot accom’ which isn’t there by accident. If I could, it may say something else!

Other genuine and friendly playmates wanted.

Not into kissing at all.

I may be vers if very turned on, but there’s no chance you will be meeting me and just bending me over to take your length. Literally never gonna happen.

Don’t assume that just because I am online then I am looking to meet up. The chances are that the opposite is true unless I’ve got the ‘meet today’ set.

Don’t assume that if I briefly looked at your profile it means I want to meet you. In fact, if I looked and you have no pics then the opposite is almost certainly true.

If there’s any regular road cyclists on here, who get out n about east of Carlisle, feel free to say hi.

Another scenario that really gets my juices flowing is a group meet. A few naughty bi guys all wanking, stroking and sucking together. Just easy going, relaxed fun. Wonder if there’s any regular groups to join in Cumbria?

Just be aware, if you send messages asking stupid questions then you will likely be given a stiff ignoring. For example: ‘do you have any pics?’ Well yes, of course, I have loads. Some are stored on my phone, some are in albums and some are even on the wall…. Sending a fuck1ng stupid message is unlikely to help you see any of them though.

Other ones: ‘have you got a massive cock?’ Well, no, but judging by that fuck1ng stupid message I’m assuming that you may well be a massive cock….

Feel free to send friend requests even though we haven’t chatted - just as I will feel free to delete them…

Start trying to find out my address - be prepared to be told to feck right off…

Start asking to see pics, but have no pics available on your profile? Again, likely to be told to get lost…

If I turn up and you’re covered in sweat, and haven’t bothered to have a shower lately, again, you’re likely to be told to get lost…

Want to ask if I go to Hayton layby - No, no I don’t, just to save you asking again…

45 years old, Bisexual

5'8" 173cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings
Size: Average
Role: Top
Caucasian (white)

Looking For

Men TV/TS
Aged from 18 to 72
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

1 on 1, Anal, Group sex, Naturism, Older guys, Oral, Safe sex, Voyeurism, Webcam, Wanking

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