All mouth & no trousers.

Man in Ascot-london, South East, UK

... "TRUTH OR DARE?". 2 hours ago

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 hours ago

Oddballs here is more of an 'off the wall' than an 'offside rule'...

A Repeat Offender...

Dangerous in the wrong/right hands...

Le short-arse smart arse...in need of a good gob-stopper...

If I am 'over the top',take this Sub-marine under the Top...I dare ye...

Sniffing out for confident comrades...for tongue twister troublemaking...

...and backs to massage....

"All mouth and no trousers"? What's the bad news??

Can you handle me...pulling your...(third) leg...and can you poke...'fun'... right back at me...??

For someone to desire...

For someone to inspire...

For someone to tease...

For someone to please...

Only players 40 years and up,up,up..to Enter the Dragon...

(* NEWS JUST IN. Hot off the Press-ed Bed Sheets...."Versatile" = Bottom-in Waiting/Hiding. Pick a lane...or Pick Elaine*.)

(* Just showing a 'stand alone' penis picture is quite literally bog standard.Mouths will open because of it...to yawn.A face image exhibits your real 'balls'...separating the Men from the Schoolboys.Hang on to that penis,amigo...You'll be needing it at our later date...

...Coming soon to a playhouse near you...)

Pun/fun intended...

**IF I HAVE...RUBBED YOU UP...THE WRONG WAY.... show me the right way,Mr....***

CLUDE

41 years old, Gay

5'5" 165cm
Average
Non smoker
Regular drinker
No tattoos
No piercings
Size: Average
Role: Bottom
Mixed Race

Looking For

Men
Aged from 40 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

1 on 1, Anal, Army, Bears, Bikers, Boots, Feet, Kissing, Muscle, Older guys, Oral, S&M, Safe sex, Shaved, Skinheads, Tattoos, Uniform, Wanking

Friends

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