NEED F/B - B/F

Man in Penzance, South West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 16 hours ago

A FACE PIC IS ESSENTIAL - AFTER ALL - HOW DO I KNOW YOU DO NOT LOOK LIKE A BAG OF RUSTY NAILS??!!

HELP!!! - 68 - A few health problems damn it, but not dead yet! - so more of a bottom at the moment but we must, as Mr. Churchill said, 'KBO' - Keep Buggering On! I like the 'buggering' bit! I am 100% honest and trustworthy.

I need a partner, fuck-buddy or friend - Good brain, plenty of sex and sharing - that's him as well as me. I am (public school) educated. I adore the countryside and have 3 sheepdogs. If you are not a 'dog' person and 'dog' means only cruising to you, then we may not be right for each other. My dogs are my family and they come first.

I was a professional concert singer and now I am an oil painter, poet, engineer and gardener. My interests include history; architecture; current affairs; old films; a good cocktail party; entertaining; cooking and I have an enquiring mind. If you are a dull dog without fur and four legs, then I might get bored fairly fast. I AM a kind person by nature and will always try and help if I can, but I will NOT be taken as a fool. No more crooked scammers, please - I have had enough of them. I am not, in as the old phrase has it, 'as green as cabbage looking'!

My dream guy is thin - can be very thin!, preferably cut and hopefully hairy! Whatever he does, he must NOT dress up as a woman to attempt to turn ME on! If he did, I'd beat him over the head with a frying pan - and send him off to join the W.I. and the Mothers' Union! And WHY THE HELL DOES EVERYBODY SHAVE THESE DAYS? It makes you all look like pre-pubescent boys - uggg! Public hair is manly and gorgeous.

I am NOT going to have an embryo affair with someone who refuses to show me his face - which has just happened. The face is the most VITAL window into the soul of the man. Faces are hugely important to me and even more important (just!) than the privy parts!

I think all this 'daddy' business is really fairly ridiculous and tends to just make me laugh - I am indeed a 'daddy' - I have a child - she calls me 'Daddy', which seems quite reasonable under the circumstances - though I don't mind a screamed 'fuck me harder, daddy' at the moment of plunging the plumbing!

I want a partner with whom to share - simple things - a beautiful sunset, a raging sea right through to interesting and stimulating conversation and discussion.

Even at my age with the start of decrepitude, I am NOT going to give up and SPERABO - I SHALL hope - which is my family motto.

I DO enjoy a good sense of humour.

According to the asteroids I need to meet a Saggitarian (10 out of 10) or an Aquarian - 9 - but NEVER a Scorpio (my ex b/f) - it's that tail they have! - 3 out of 10 (but I always seem to go for them - they are such good lovers!). Virgo and Taurus only makes 3, and worse still is Cancer at 2! Better are Capricorn - 6; Aries, Libra and Pices - 7 and Gemini and Leo (ex-wife - you see, I've tried it all!) - 8. So feed in your statistics, please!

If you rate highly enough, then please DO get in touch with me, down here, in the Hallowed Land of the Saints.

P.S. I have no intention of getting my photo 'verified'! I am 100% honest and my word is my bond. If you cannot believe my word, then I am not for you.

Kenneth

70 years old, Gay

5'10" 178cm
Average
Smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings
Size: Average
Role: Versatile
Caucasian (white)

Looking For

Men
Aged from 20 to 55
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

1 on 1, Anal, Army, Cruising, Cubs, Fur, Kissing, Muscle, Oral, Rimming, Safe sex, Tattoos, Uniform, Voyeurism, Wanking

Friends

John (41), Man
martin (60), Man