Bumbandit

TV/TS in Loughbouroughourhgeofuerou, East Midlands, UK

Joined: 2 days ago
Last on: 2 days ago

Hello. I am an arsehole so please don't contact me unless you like to be abused.

I am a Cunt in East Midlands looking for casual NSA meets with a willing bottom guy; married, older, a sissy, or TV/CD are all a huge plus.

Please note that I am currently only able to host a meet from time to time because I am married and love to fuck my wife about and only as long as I know at least a day in advance. I can only travel a maximum of 20 miles from Loughborough unless I am travelling because I am a lazy cunt.

I have a life and thus need to plan my meets, so please don't message me expecting to meet at the drop of a hat.

The reason I don't have any photos on this site is because I am ugly as fuck. So please don't ask for photos or I shall have to block you.

And please, if you are going to send a message to me, at least use a semblance of Received Standard. Messages in "text speak" and other illiterate forms of address will automatically be deleted. I consider myself more intelligent than everyone else on this planet and because of this expect any sex with me will be one sided because I am a selfish bastard.

Speaking of messaging, a handful of users seem to be under the deluded impression that flooding one's inbox with messages could, in any way, increase my interest. Far from it as I view it as rather worrying and will block anyone doing this. I love blocking people. It makes my worthless life feel like I have some control.

John

66 years old, Bi-curious

4'8" 142cm
Large
Non smoker
Regular drinker
No tattoos
No piercings
Size: Very Big
Role: Versatile
Caucasian (white)

Looking For

TV/TS
Aged from 18 to 99
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

Bareback, Wanking