live for now

Man in Goytre, Wales, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 1 week ago

Version 8.0: The Leaner, Cleaner Ian Edition

About Me:

Dropped over 4 stone, dropped the booze, didn’t drop the sarcasm. Still me – just with less baggage around the waist and in the fridge.

When I’m not in cold water convincing myself I’m some sort of monk, I’m in the kitchen turning out proper food. I used to say I was pretending to be on MasterChef – now it’s more like MasterChef, minus the dodgy lighting and shouty judges. I can cook, full stop.

Fun Facts:

– Think of me as the upgraded homing pigeon: still full of banter, but now sleeker and with better stamina.

– I’m proof you can survive without alcohol – apparently not drinking makes you lose weight, sleep better, and realise most pub conversations are shite. Who knew?

51 years old, Bisexual

5'10" 178cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings
Size: Pretty Big
Role: Versatile
Caucasian (white)