Please read my profile before you contact me

Man in Barnstaple, South West, UK

Joined: 3 months ago
Last on: 1 hour ago

Sorry, but I'm fed up getting one-liners from guys who have nothing useful on their profile... Then it transpires that they haven't read my profile either!

To set expectations: I am not looking for one-night stands and I will not meet anyone who is unwilling to talk to me. I cannot accommodate. I am not looking for a relationship. We will meet for a coffee to assess each other before we have sex. I will only have sex at first with condoms, and that includes oral sex; we will reassess this with experience of each other.

So, I'm looking for a regular fuck-buddy or friend-with-benefits to meet a few times a week, for a few hours at a time. Sometimes I will be able to meet for longer, and sometimes our meetings might be at short notice.

My cock does not work well and so I am a bottom / submissive / woman (call me what you will, but I'm not a TV or a CD). I am actually a natural submissive and I am better with a confident top who knows what he wants, so I'm looking for a top / dominant / he-man, or a versatile who is happy to permanently top with me. His cock must work.

I love to be made a fuss of, so kissing, massaging, stroking, being played with and general skin to skin contact. Give me what I want and you can do anything you want with me.

I am 176cm tall (5ft 9ins in old money). I am hairy but not excessively so. I have elegant arms and legs rather than being muscular. I am balding. I have a small belly and a small 'spare tyre'. I have no facial hair, am uncut and I have no tattoos or piercings. I am not so old that I have shrunk down, so I have good skin and meat on my bones. I consider that I'm reasonably attractive with an adventurous spirit and a good sense of humour and if you like or overlook my age you will enjoy me.

I have no requirements for you other than what I have stated above. Somehow I think that you will be older than me and that you will consider me the attractive one, but that may be a fantasy of mine. A retired gent living alone who wants a regular visiting sex provider would be ideal; I'd be his own personal whore!

I don't bite, so if you have read this and you think that we might be a match then get in touch. I don't use any kind of chat, so send me a written message. If you cannot write meaningful stuff then we won't meet. (Pissed off with one-liner merchants or what...)

65 years old, Bisexual

5'9" 175cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings
Size: Small
Role: Bottom
Caucasian (white)

Looking For

Couples (MM) Men
Aged from 55 to 99
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

1 on 1, Anal, Kissing, Oral, S&M, Safe sex, Wanking