Fuckable arse, dirty mind, can accom

Man in Colehill Near Ferndown, South West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 5 hours ago

Hello

I am a reliable man, a great kisser with a 'very fuckable arse*' and a very dirty mind. (*so I'm told).

I try not to take things too seriously, not everything has to be so unfunny. I love to have a laugh.

Yes. I'm honest, reliable & funny.

Deep throat champion.

Olympian Cock sucker.

Open to new ideas, friends, perspectives & experiences.

Looking to find a new mate who is handy with a camera and loves to make videos and take photos.

If, like me, you are open-minded, imaginative and good company, I'm sure we'll get along really well.

I'm a friendly, down-to-earth and honest guy and a loyal, trustworthy and uncomplicated friend.

I'm looking for similar, open-minded (dirty-minded) mates for real friendship, regular, hot and horny adventures.

Into long, hot/horny/sleazy sessions, 1 on 1 and groups.

I'm also looking for a wank buddy to chill with at my place, get a couple of beers in, close the curtains, put some hot HD porn on the TV and have a laugh and wank ourselves silly at the same time.

I love anon meets. So if that's something that gets your cock twitching, let me know how it plays out in your imagination, and I'm sure we can sort it. I'll be blindfolded if that's a turn on. I can accom.

If life is what you make it, why not make it the most amazing it could possibly be.

I can always accommodate in Dorset, 2 minutes up the hill from the A31 at Canford Bottom Roundabout.

I'm good company and I'm not hung up on stuff.

If you want to chat, just say hello.

Let's connect and see where it takes us.

Need to see a facepic before meeting anyone. Don't worry, my standards are pretty low too.

I'm very discrete, You be too.

I'm up for this... If you've never had a go, now's the time. Wanking with a mate is a really fucking horny, watching porn as well makes it even hotter.

I like to go to the Horse & Hounds. Are you a fan?

I'm really into doing stuff that really turns you on. That turns me on.

You got any horny fantasies that you want to share, Whisper them and maybe see if we can do them for real.

Mine include: hitchhiker, plumber, white van driver, scaffolder, painter and decorator, neighbour, anyone in filthy HiViz, totally anon visitors, long distance lorry driver, sex worker, rugby team, Neanderthals, aliens, my own clone... etc

This is very hot!

The Anon Meet

You find the front door open.

Sneak inside and lock it behind you. You go silently down the hall and peep into the bedroom. The TV is on. Gang bang porn. House music playing in the background.

There's someone asleep on the bed. A man in his football kit. He's lying face up. He's blindfolded and his hands are tied behind his back. He's got a hard cock under his shorts,..

What do you do next?

Suggestions gratefully received.

And here's an answer to that old chestnut, 'What are you into?'

Some of my favourites include:

Kissing, sucking, deep throat, bondage, ws, gob, groups, gangbang, roleplay, fantasy work, watching porn, making videos / photos, toys, fetish gear, wanking, rimming, hnh, blowback, trainers, socks, sports kit, tracksuit, pits, feet, more kissing.

What I don't like :

Pain, spanking / slapping, , FF, marks, blood, fibs (big or little) and shitty bum cracks.

Please don't answer that question ('What are you into?') with 'everything'. That's lazy and it's also bullshit.

Oh yeah, and finally, the worst of the worst. Timewasters! I don't want to chat endlessly and then finally in the end, they don't show. If you think that pretending to arrange to meet someone is better than actually meeting someone, (and having great sex) then you are clearly divergent, and that means that unfortunately, but inevitably, things really won't end well for you.

59 years old, Bi-curious

5'10" 178cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings
Size: Average
Role: Bottom
Caucasian (white)

Looking For

Couples (MM) Men
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

1 on 1, Anal, Army, Bareback, Bears, Bikers, Boots, Cruising, Cubs, Feet, Footy gear, Fur, Group sex, Kissing, Leather, Muscle, Naturism, Older guys, Oral, Piercings, Rimming, Rubber, S&M, Safe sex, Shaved, Skinheads, Tattoos, Uniform, Voyeurism, Webcam, Wanking

Verified Genuine Profile

*obshiner (56), Man on 17 April 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met this guy at his flat after a few messages. He’s a really nice guy. Everything was just as expected. He is genuine, clean, and eager to please. He gave me the most wonderful BJ, then I fucked the arse off him. He has a box of toys for you to enjoy. If you want an amazing BJ & a great fuck, give him a try. Thank you for hosting. Until the next time……

*959kj (66), Man on 12 April 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met this guy in blindfold sat on floor waiting to be feed cock sucks like a tropper a nice fuck was followed, a really horny experience

*eedit53 (62), Man on 11 January 2022 by Meeting in person:
Recently met with this guy. Have to say if you like your men slim,hairy chested and most of all very obliging and hot he's the guy to meet. Don't usually top but couldn't resist what was offered. hopefully be back soon for some more for sure. X