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Man in Llanelli, Wales, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: over a year ago

In a small change to our advertised broadcasting the availability of this station has been permanently curtailed.

Normal service will not be resumed as soon as possible.

Viewers in Scotland have their own programme.

And in case you are wondering what that was all about - I am not seeking any further meets due to having, quite accidentally captured the heart of another and in doing so, completely lost my own, together with what little remained of my sanity.

The literary magnificence of what follows shall be allowed to remain, in order not to deny posterity the benefit of such breathtaking drivel.

I'm beginning to feel there is a huge neon sign at the top of this profile saying "Apply Within" and visible only to the sinister, scary and clinically sociopathic, all of whom would really be much more comfortable in a nice rubber room in Broadmoor.

I'm a genuine and sincere Scottish guy who will always reply to a wink or a message even if you are the Two Headed Queen of the Troll People, (if only to politely decline the invitation to feast on your firstborn.)

I am now however, in possession of a blocklist marginally shorter than War and Peace but not by much.

I have always rather imagined that, in return, most other humans would respond to a message from me - if only to tell me to go and fuck myself which, if that were physically possible, would cancel out the reason for my being here in the first place. (Although somewhere on this site there exists the photographic evidence of a very beautiful and talented man in Cardiff who can do exactly that - and no, I won't tell you who he is cause its a very long way to the end of the wannabefuckedbyhim queue, Birmingham I think )

I am ideally Looking for straight or bi guys(don't have to buy them dinner) or gay guys for NSA meets - at the moment it has to be car / outdoor unless you can accomm or I will travel within reason.

I cannot accommodate, not because I'm married, closeted, hiding several decomposing bodies under the floorboards or so breathtakingly repellent and seriously deformed to the point of utter revulsion that I'm using someone else's photographs to lure innocent men into thinking I'm originally from Planet Earth (Yes - Glasgow is on Earth)It's just not possible given my current circumstances.

BJ guaranteed - a fuck is up to you and nothing much wanted in return.

The pics I have posted are the only I have to date, unless you want to see a lot of photographs of me and steam trains and should not be taken to mean I'm only into black guys and BDSM but if you happen to be both then I'll book the registry office now.

(am not seriously looking for a husband - if I were I wouldn't be looking here)

If you've got this far then well done and you deserve a blowjob for sheer bloody-minded determination and persistence and I think you probably know what to do next.

PS If I wink at you it means I'm interested - it doesn't mean I can't be bothered to write to you properly - blame the arrogant wankers who are so far up their own arses that they can't actually bring themselves to respond to a message and get up mine instead.

To the University of Sydney and other assorted voyeuristic sickos; please feel free to wank yourselves silly over pictures of my bum - far better that than the customary family activity so apparently popular in the land of the late and unlamented Rolf Harris

Alex

59 years old, Gay

5'11" 180cm
Skinny
Non smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
No piercings
Size: Average
Role: Bottom
Caucasian (white)

Looking For

Couples (MM) Men
Aged from 18 to 55
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

1 on 1, Anal, Army, Bikers, Boots, Cruising, Cubs, Footy gear, Group sex, Kissing, Leather, Muscle, Oral, Piercings, Rimming, Rubber, S&M, Safe sex, Shaved, Skinheads, Tattoos, Uniform, Voyeurism, Wanking

Verified Genuine Profile

*ick62 (62), Man on 14 March 2017 by Meeting in person:
Well, it`s hard to write a short verification about this sexy, handsome guy... It is, because we are so different and we have so much in common... in different circumstances I would marry him straight away... but here you go... He`s extremely charming, has very nice body; there are no words to describe how good kisser is he... very passionate, extremely active bottom... well, I got hard-on already just thinking about him... I would highly recommend but I wish I could keep him for myself for good...

*rebor74 (49), Man on 26 May 2013 by Meeting in person:
Met this guy at my 1st time at Jack The Lad’s group parties last Friday. Just when you think a group of horny guys would be enough, I met this guy had amazing hot horny fun right through to early Sat afternoon. Such a gentleman, hot, fit and sexy all over body and knows how to touch and kiss. Plus likes a bit off the dark sides of fun, defo will be seeing him again. XxX

*cotfunguy (55), Man on 6 April 2013 by Meeting in person:
Lovely, "greedy" Alex :-). Nice guy, nice meet. As it says on the tin! Till the next time :-)

*ornyallthetime... (46), Man on 15 December 2012 by Meeting in person:
Another party meet up with this horny gentleman and he was just as naughty as before so he took a few good skelps, don't miss out on this one he's definitely able to show you a real good time

*rownshavedcock (39), Man on 10 December 2012 by Meeting in person:
Brilliant meet , this gent sucked me better than anyone ever , he licked and sucked my arsehole deep for at least 30 minutes then sucked my cock again , once I was raging hard he bent over for me put a condom on my cock then bent over and took a good pounding from me until I shot my big load deep up his lovely tight arse into the condom if course , was prob one of my best meets yet, cheers bud il be back soon mmmm

*ACKTHELAD (61), Man on 1 October 2012 by Meeting in person:
OH ALEX...what a Delight !!! Charming, smiling, polite giving and assuredly one of the nicest chaps I have had the privilege of encountering. Came to a Group I Hosted, and settled right into the swing of it, lapping up every every Dangler that he happened upon...including mine. Hope you all appreciate this fine specimen as much as "WE ALL DID"...All 16 of us !!!!! Jack.