Curmudgeon requires regular FB

Man in York, North East, UK

Joined: 6 months ago
Last on: 1 hour ago

Married athletic, manual labourer, looking for man sex.

Usually filthy and dirty at work.

Despite my accent and humble background I'm articulate and educated, appreciate culture and can hold a conversation. Been around too many academic pedants; they can fuck off. Prefer the company of peasants like myself.

I speak 3 languages to varying degrees but unfortunately text speak isn't one of them. I did look up the meaning of "how's u?" "pics?" and "Wot u in2?" but but couldn't find them in any language. Damn, maybe have a word with Google translate.

Looking for select cum happy few but if I'm honest I'd probably prefer regular slim/skinny older guy to use me when the mood takes him. If you can fill my throat with cum twice then all the better.

Smooth Twink to suck my daddy cock or older cumrich, top, zenmaster to pleasure my backside would be great

Love to see a guy in a cock ring.

I enjoy a nice fresh coffee and chat after a meeting. Much prefer long relaxing meets where you train my bottom to accept you time and time again but longing to swallow cum sometimes drives me to cum and go meets.

I'm mostly bottom but always, always want to work for my reward. I can top for the right guy if there's a rapport.

I'm aware that I'm probably not the best of catches and I do spend most of my time being ghosted on the day of a meet but I'm just not able to do very overweight guys or micro dicks with long pubes, sorry. Chubby and average are good, just be honest about it.

Unfortunately I suffer from the gay disease of 'getting older'. There's no cure I'm afraid. You just have to crack on a get on with it; it's quite liberating!

I did think about putting public photos on again but then I saw pictures of lardy fat geezers in frilly knickers and pulling open gaping arseholes and decided there was no point. If that's what a suitor wants then I can't compete. I don't mind showing you in private if that's your thing but in public it's just vulgar and desperate, uurgh.

I'd rather see a picture of a cock up a bum rather than a dildo up a bum - kinda gives you something more to look forward to (or something more substantial to miss).

I know that most guys who put 99 as their upper age limit really mean 39 so if your verifications have no-one over the age of 50ish I'll not bother you. On a similar note, what is it with guys my age that put an upper age limit of 30? Seriously?

You might be gorgeous but if you're an ignorant cunt you're still just a cunt and one day you'll be at the bottom of the barrel with the rest of us. To be fair, the bottom of the barrel is a much more likely place to find genuine, honest guys.

Don't want an affair, don't want to get engaged, don't want to marry you don't even want your telephone number but some slight connection would be good.

I can never accommodate; I am, however Available Monday to Friday daytime and happy to travel with just a tiny bit of notice so I can re-arrange jobs.

Happy to wear anything you want to put me in. Size 30.

Not gorgeous but not ugly. Face pic available but only for serious offers. That said, I don't care what you look like. I'm not after your face, I'm after your cock and cum

Gentle touch turns me on, roughness turns me off . Love a guy to cum down the crack of my bum so I can pull my pants up and sit in it all day.

Been here before with lots of great verifications and hot pics but still got messed around by grown children 99% of the time. I know the score and not expecting anything. Good things are a bonus

A quick word for guys that expect an application and interview process on the first message - "mate, you seem to be up your own arse rather than ours!"

If I wink it means I'm genuinely interested, not being lazy just wasted too much energy putting effort into messages that get ignored. There will be a thousand guys out there who identity with that. I feel your pain.

bob

64 years old, Bi-curious

5'8" 173cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings
Size: Average
Role: Bottom
Rather not say

Looking For

Men
Aged from 18 to 99
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

1 on 1

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