Northenguy

Man in Newcastle, North East, UK

... "Another day in paradise". 21 hours ago

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 7 hours ago

Firstly, i dont accommodate, so if you can't either, a meeting is not likely to happen. Intellect and looks attract me, you don't need to be an Adonis as I've no illusions that I am. I fully understand and support the need for discretion however pics will probably mean no chat. I prefer age groups

around 35 to 57ish but dont rule out other ages, hit me up and find out. I do travel but 10 miles is my maximum distance, but for mr right it could be a little further lol. I do understand hesitance in sending face pics, but between a face and a cock there's a whole lot of body that tells more. I my be online but Im not glued to my phone 24/7 to read messages. Stocky Rugby type build here, If I don't float your boat say so as I would, and don't say you'd meet up if you haven't got any intention to do so. After a year or more on the site I get it now, these seem to be the rules most of the folks on here adhere to:-

1. I have to be horny when u r, otherwise you take a sex huff;

2. You can never ever accommodate, but Iam expected to at a moments notice, coz you r horny right now;

3. You think its ok to arrange a meet, ignore the meet, ignore me when ya online and then a day later ask me what happened about meeting up;

4. You are surprised when after you instigate rule 3, I then dont respond, which leads to yet another sex huff;

5. Iam expected to send you my family photo album before a meet, but you send me a shot of your arse. For those that do that Iam now going to ask you to drop your pants at the bottom step and reverse up to the house so I can tell if its really you!!

6. You chat with me for ages, friend me then I never here from you again. So, I now regularly do a friends purge afterall its not facebook!

7. I keep myself logged in all the time, but you take the huff because you are not replied to ASAP..Iam clearly not allowed a life away from FAB??

8. Shit happens sometimes accidentally a friend is deleted, be a man and contact me before taking the huff and blocking contact

Don't contact me if u like wearing womens panties or are into that scene, you have no pics on your profile or can't send any, expect to chat for ages, make arrangements to meet and then don't turn up!! Oh and if u want my face pic and send a pic of your ass, then you will wonderfully confirm where I thought you were talking out of all the time!!

Other than that be prepared to be blocked ...because I have a very low boredom threshold and tolerance level for timewasters and people who don't read my profile to understand my likes and dislikes and then get upset when I tell them Iam not interested. On kik as newnorthen

Northern Guy

55 years old, Bi-curious

5'9" 175cm
Muscular
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings
Size: Average
Role: Versatile
Caucasian (white)